It just sounded like the single unit of a breakfast cereal to me, like the evil twin of the Cheerio. Which is not to say that turned me off it; a two hour cereal commercial directed by Mel Gibson might just be the greatest thing possible in the history of time. Picture it: […]
Archive for January, 2007
Apparently, for quite some time, Doom has been laboring under a misconception. You see, like most would-be conquerors (although none have Doom’s intelligence, acumen or armor), Doom has fallen into the habit of explaining things to his captives.
This all started many years ago, while Doom was still in college. Doom was designing a […]
Filed in: Ask Doom
My first encounter with Blood Freak was on some now defunct movie message boards. The thread concerned Yakmala films (although they didn’t use that name), and someone brought up Blood Freak. After hearing the premise, I was hooked as bad as Herschell.
Tagline: A Dracula on Drugs!
More Accurate Tagline: A Dracula on Thanksgiving!
Guilty Parties: […]
Filed in: Yakmala
This week I’m answering some Rant Aisle mail. These are real messages from real readers. Have a burning question? Or maybe just a burning sensation when you urinate? Email me at email@example.com.
Today I submit to you the following: It’s been ages since we’ve heard you speak on Canadian television sensation Degrassi: […]
Filed in: The Octagon